Dzis w robocie na szlugu gadalem se z angolem o c🤬tych i ten opowiedzial mi kawal. Wymagany podstawowy agnielski.

My friend Mike went to prison. After entering the cell, he saw a prisoner who asked:
Prisoner: what r u in for?
Mike: aa (aggravated assault)
Prisoner: and how much u got?
Mike: 2 years, but what r u in for?
Prisoner: PPoP
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Prisoner: Putting petrol on pakis
Mike: Wow, and how much u got?
Prisoner: About four per gallon

PS: Po angielsku brzmi lepiej.